It is SOOOOO time for "The Talk"

Poor Cameron. Someday I'll be able to make a whole book about the things he says that make us laugh. To read his previous story, click here.

This morning I made him an egg over easy and while sitting at the kitchen table he asked, "Mom, how come some of the eggs turn into chickens and some don't?"

"Well Cameron, some eggs are fertilized and they turn into chicks and the ones that aren't are the ones that we eat."

Easy enough. I'd answered without it getting too awkward. Score one for mom! Unfortunately Justin was listening and decided to take this conversation to the next level. Probably to make me squirm. He loves that.

He says,"Cameron, don't you ever wonder why if the mom has the baby and the dad just marries her, (again, to understand this comment click here.) then why do some of the kids look like the dad?"
Now, my eyes are popping out and I'm giving him the "What the heck are you doing?" stare. You see, we have three girls and ONE boy. I have to give the "girl talk" to three kids and he has just one. One!! I've already totally screwed it up with Victoria. She caught me unprepared and I ended up using Lego's as an example. Yeah, Lego's. I think I've scarred her permanently.

ANYWAYS.......

If Justin is going to start with birds and bees and such, he'd better take it upstairs and hopefully not use the Lego's Cam just got for Christmas. Fortunately Cameron was ready to diffuse the situation for me. Here's what he said....

"Well, isn't it like on America's Funniest Home Videos when they have a picture of the dog in a tutu and a picture of dog on a tightrope? And then they take the two pictures and put them together and it ends up being a dog with a tutu on a tightrope?"

Exactly.

That's Totally Redonculous!

OK, if you haven't seen BOLT yet, you might not get it. And I promise I won't post any "spoilers". (wouldn't want to ruin the Disney cartoon for ya) But it is a great one to go see.



Anyways.... one of the characters say "that's so redonculous" in the movie and now the kids (meaning Victoria and friends) think it's the new hip word. Victoria's been saying it every other sentence and after a while (like 5 minutes) it gets a little bit irritating. So Justin and I thought we would try a little experiment and join in on the new catch phrase. (we tried to fit it into every other sentence also. It's not as easy as she made it look) Somehow, having your totally lame parents say the same cool word as you suddenly makes the word totally "uncool".

WOO HOO!!

And then I thought, if that was all it took, what else can I do with this new idea? Maybe if I never cleaned the house, she might think dirty things are lame and start cleaning her room! The possibilities are endless!

But since I'm now posting this, she'll read it and be onto our diabolical plan. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

Pictures of my sugar cookies for Emma's class. They were too cute to not post and just let a bunch of kindergartners eat.

Happy Birthday!

Today is Justin's 37th Birthday! He is home sick from work (seriously, he's not faking it). Last night we celebrated because we thought he'd be at work today and here's what we did.

Costco's All American Chocolate Cake. Anybody that knows Justin knows he's a total chocoholic. This cake is like chocolate overload. (he looks sad because there's so many candles. I'm right behind ya babe.)

Homemade pizza (his favorite and everyone elses)

(this one has peppers, onions, and spinach. Definitely mine)

The kids think they're being creative when they have olives on it. ;)

Happy birthday sweetie. We Love You!

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!

I Love......

Harry Connick Jr. singing Christmas songs

Hot chocolate with whipped cream piled high on top

Scarves and hats

Mornings so cold there's a mist and I can pretend I'm Elizabeth Bennett walking towards Mr. Darcy (tee hee)

Reading a good book under a blanket (with hot cocoa of course)

Christmas lights with the kids all piled in the car (again, hot cocoa a must)

Justin in a sweater and jeans

Sledding at the cinder pits

Baking way too many goodies

Merry Christmas!!!

Gilbert Days 2008

There's something about Gilbert Days that makes me happy. I didn't grow up in Gilbert, nor do I live there now. But knowing I get to go and see this at the front of the parade every year makes me swell with pride......










Yep, that's my dad, and I don't think they come any better than him.



My whole family meets in front of Joe's BBQ and we hoot and holler at anyone that will listen. We dance obnoxiously to all of the bands and mooch candy from all of the floats. If you sit in front of Joes BBQ, you smell hickory, pecan, and probably mesquite wood burning all morning and it's enough to make you drool. The kids are dirty and tired by the end but it's all worth it. Can't wait til next year.

My sisters and nieces and nephews

PS... I somehow erased almost all of the comments. I'm so sorry! I LOVE your comments!!

Cinderella, Humanitarian Day, Halloween, and Stake Conference... OH MY!

I'm playing catch up. I didn't even realize I'd had a crazy month until I downloaded my pictures onto the computer and saw that it's been pretty busy.

We went to the Hale Theatre's Cinderella play a couple of weeks ago. I surprised the girls and didn't tell them what we were doing until we got there. Looking back, I probably should have told them and then used it as a threat when they were misbehaving. Maybe next time.


Here's my review in case you are going.


If you're looking for something cute for the kids, it's ok. The Prince was good, and I liked the Fairy Godmother. They also do a lot of audience participation, which the girls loved.



Victoria and her cousin Paige were totally flirting with the Prince. And yes, that's my Mom dressed up on the stairs. She's all about making the grandkids happy and that definitely did.







We went to Floridemo's afterwards for some Pizza Muffins. My first time for these and I will definitely be going back for more.






Stake Humanitarian Day

We assembled over 500 hygiene kits it under 45 minutes. It was amazing and frightening, since I had no other activities planned except a couple of quilts which were also done in no time flat. Thank you to the people who took time out of their Saturday to serve.

Halloween 2008

All I can say is that I'm glad it's over. I don't really mean that. (well, maybe I do) But, if I had to dress those kids up one more time, I think I would have lost it. ( I mean more than I already did. Sorry Honey.) You've got Trunk or Treat, school parties, (even in Jr High?!) and then trick or treating. All in 2 days and 100 degree weather.

OK, ranting and raving aside, the kids did look cute. Victoria didn't dress up this year. Emma was Sleeping Beauty, Grace was Tinkerbell (she changed her mind at least 5 times) and Cameron was Starkiller from Star Wars the Force Unleashed. (it's a video game) I think 2 people knew what he was, but he loved it. I had to make the whole thing and thought it turned out pretty good, if i do say so myself. We have so much candy left over that I'm going to bottle it and save it for next year. Or I'll use it as my secret stash and eat it all once the kids go to bed.

Starkiller

future lady killer ;)



Stake Conference and new 1pm Church time

WooHoo!! This will be the first time that I'm not dreading 1pm church. No napping kids and Justin will finally be able to be there for the whole time more than once a month! I did enjoy 8am church because getting home at 11am was pretty great. But now we can have mornings like

THIS

Homemade Belgian waffles and hangin out in our jammies until noon. Yep, this will be just fine with me.

Ahhhh...Fall Break

Yes, I know. More Ranch pictures. You see the rocking chair on the grass? That is now my favorite spot. Kids playing and squealing with joy and I'm relaxing with a good book. We really don't go any place else, so it's hard to make this exciting. But wait! Justin thought he'd show his dangerous side and bought a bow and arrow set for the kids. What's more exciting than giving your kids weapons that can kill a humongous bear? (well, not the one we bought, but I've seen some that can ;) How about showing how cool you are by trying to shoot a kiddie bow and arrow!



Here's a couple of shots at the top of Greenspeak.




Oh yeah, the kids were all making gagging sounds. Someday they'll think it was great that we were so shmoopy. It's funny. Justin's and my first kiss was AWFUL. He caught me off guard when he came in for the kill and I ended up kind of swiping my lips across his nose. Honestly, I'm surprised that he asked me out again after that. Lucky for me I had a car and a good job. How could he pass that up?
(and it's a cami you're seeing under my shirt. My clothing staple)



We picnicked in the meadow, saw a hundred deer and elk, and just relaxed. I can't wait to go back in the spring.

Bass Pro Shop Adventure

Here I am getting ready to climb the rock wall at the Bass Pro Shop.

Look, I think she's looking at my humongous buttocks and hoping the straps will hold.

Justin got some great pictures, but this was definitely not one of them. Those straps are not the most flattering accessory. I should have worn black pants to camouflage the bum hugging straps.





Here I am ringing the nonexistent bell at the top. (Justin said "Ring the bell!" so I spent 10 seconds hanging on for dear life looking for the stupid bell that wasn't there)
That's right, I actually made it to the top. My goal was to get higher than Victoria. It's pretty sad to just want to beat your 12 year old. I'm so ashamed, yet proud at the same time.





Here's Toria having her turn.



And Justin. I think it was way too easy for him. I'm just glad I went before him so I didn't look like a total wimp.








Here are the kids looking at the big fish tanks and then taking some shots with their Sarah Palin approved hunting rifles.










Gracie got a little freaked out by the fish.







All in all, it was a successful outing for us. We decided to call it FHE since there was some definite family bonding and we were reminded of Heavenly Father's many creations (even though most of them were brutally slaughtered then stuffed)

As a side note: I need a new camera. Mine's old and I don't get very good pictures from it. Any suggestions? I need something small and not too expensive.